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It’s Very, Very Funny How These 31 Extremely American Things Confuse The Bloody Hell Out Of British People


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It’s Very, Very Funny How These 31 Extremely ********* Things Confuse The ******* ***** Out Of British People

There was some drama between the US and *** last week!

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An ********* professor

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adding a pinch of salt to a cup of tea, and Brits lost their minds.

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People were *******.

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The US Embassy even had to issue a statement condemning the recipe.

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They said, “We want to ensure the good people of the *** that the unthinkable notion of adding salt to Britain’s national drink is not official ******* States policy. And never will be.”

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Because I love a good “US vs. ***” moment, here are some ********* things that confuse the ***** out of British people.

1. When Americans say what grade they are in to describe how old they are.

Why do Americans answer “How old were you?” With a grade….I’m British mate. Just say your ******** age

— Ryan (@Ryanjw7699)

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2. Beans on toast.

quick question from a brit, why do americans hate beans on toast so much ????? that ***** is DELICIOUS

— emmy⁷ (@promiiseok)

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3. Sweet potato casserole.

Question to all you lovely Americans on this fine giving of thanks day: Is sweet potato casserole a side dish or a dessert? As a Brit I am so confused

— Cat

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4. The way Americans heat up water in microwaves.

do americans actually make tea in the microwave or is that just a british *********** made to scare us

— @ commandercodys (@poedxmerons)

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5. The national anthem.

why do americans always sing their national anthem i don’t think ive ever heard the British one

— leah

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6. The fact that Americans call it “math” instead of “maths.”

Why do Americans abbreviate “mathematics” to “math”, but for the British it’s “maths”?

— Grant Faulkner (@GrrrantFaulkner)

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7. When Americans say, “Wanna grab a coffee?

Why do americans say “wanna grab a coffee” so often? As a Brit should I say “wanna grab a cup of tea”?

— Ri (@Fazerella)

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8. Why Americans call it gas when it’s a liquid.

You won’t mind if I make fun of Americans right? Gas! They call a liquid gas! (Though I’m pretty sure us brits are the only ones to not call it gas)

— Uncanny Scout (@AnotherGuest55)

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9. Why Americans are so friendly and chatty in general.

Wtf why are Americans so friendly and chatty?? As a brit it baffles me.

— Midnight Madman Vtuber

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10. Why Americans always joke about marmite.

Why do Americans think marmite is so funny? I don’t get it.

— Joe The Brit (@Joe_The_Brit)

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11. Why Americans care about the royal family.

do americans genuinely believe brits like the royal family?? bc i can assure you 90% of the country would rather have no monarch

— maya

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12. Summer camp.

Do Americans still send kids away to camp for the summer? Why don’t we Brits do this? 😂

— Naomi Rovnick 歐蜜 (@naomi_rovnick)

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13. The fact that Americans wear things that say “London” and “Oxford,” and Brits wear things that say “New York” and “Chicago.”

Why do Americans wear sweatshirts that say London or Oxford and us Brits wear ones that say New York or Chicago etc? Something I do but will never understand 🤔

— Georgia (@_Georgia_Owen)

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14. Halloween.

Why do Americans like

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so much more than Brits? Like they’re so into it??

— Stefan Rhys-Williams (@stefanrw1)

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15. The way Americans call pizza “pie.”

Why do Americans call pizza, pie??

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— Roch (@ferreroroch96)

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16. The fact that Americans find British accents *****.

Do Americans really finds the British accent ***** ?? ???

— mk (@valenthusiast)

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17. The use of “xx.”

why do americans not use “x” like the brits? it’s so ******** cute xxxx like little forehead smooches for all of u xxxx

— juju

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18. The whole kettle vs. teapot conundrum.

Do Americans not have kettles or something? Or do they not have teapots? The two terms are not interchangeable and as a brit it riles me.

— Victoria (@djin_and_tonic)

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19. The legal drinking age.

do americans really not drink until 21?? it’s like british culture to get ****** on wkd vodka at 15 here 💀

— mal (@everqlows)

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20. Wee vs. ****.

Do Americans say the word “wee” for the word “****” as us Brits do??

— kerrabella

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21. School dances.

do americans actually have dances at their high schools ? imagine that at british schools

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— rhi (@Rhianna_Jayyy)

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22. The way Americans struggle to understand British accents.

wait do americans actually struggle to understand british accents

— fin

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23. “Chip chip.”

Why do americans always say ‘chip chip’ when impersonating the british? I’ve never heard a brit say that in my life lol

— KnickersInATwist (@MsBramble)

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24. The fact that Americans call it “horseback riding” instead of “horse riding.”

WHY DO AMERICANS CALL HORSE RIDING, HORSE BACK RIDING luv from a brit

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— finn (@GWSFINN)

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25. Clapping and cheering at movie theaters.

ok but why do americans clap and cheer in cinemas

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— eddie/ani

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BF (@corrieguard)
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26. The way Americans carry shopping bags.

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27. The way Americans think talking in British accents is funny.

why do americans think talking in a british accent is the peak of comedy?

— ben parvin (@bennysweatpants)

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28. The way Americans tell non-Americans what specific state they’re from, as if the non-********* has any idea where that is.

why do americans say what specific state they’re from like i don’t know every state… what if british people started saying what city they were from we should confuse the americans back

— taylor

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29. “Lovers’ lanes.”

why do americans have “lovers’ lanes” while us brits just have “dogging sites”?

P££T (@VisionsOfJack)

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30. “On line” vs. “In line.”

Why do Americans stand “on” line when Brits would stand “in” line?

— Richard Jeffries (@Richthekeeper)

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31. And lastly, toasting marshmallows.

As a Brit I have to ask why do Americans toast marshmallows? Is it a taste thing or what?🤔

— Gareth Maybank (@Maybank1970)

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