‘Nobody is watching the DNC, and all the crowds are TOTALLY FAKE’

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‘Nobody is watching the DNC, and all the crowds are TOTALLY FAKE’

As the

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unfolded, Americans had heard only a small amount of whining from GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump.

Since he’s been busy with campaigning and presumably regretting his decision to pick humanoid-programmed-to-annoy JD Vance as his running mate, I took the liberty of writing a MAGA review of the DNC, which Trump is free to use on any of his social media platforms. You’re welcome:

Fellow patriots, it is truly sad to watch the horrible, cheating DEMONRATS gathered in the war-torn, third-world city of Chicago celebrating their Marxist, **********, Maoist, socialist, Leninist, pinko-revolutionary presidential candidate COMRADE Crazy Kooky Kamala.

Nobody is watching this ******, very anti-********* display, and all the enormous crowds there and everywhere she goes are TOTALLY FAKE.

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, folks. They call it “artificial intelligence,” a term I actually came up with. Nobody was using that until I said, “That is like artificial intelligence” and then everyone said hey, that sounds great, we’ll call it “AI.” Such a strong term.

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U.S. Vice President and Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris and her running mate Minnesota Governor Tim Walz gesture at a campaign rally in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, U.S., August 20, 2024. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

Tim Walz? I prefer big, beautiful border walls!

On Wednesday night, as our awful nation continued to ***** and billions of axe-wielding murderers flooded into your backyards, your once so beautiful backyards,

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the left-wing lunatic Kamala picked as her running mate. They call him Tim Walz, and he’s a real beauty, let me tell you.

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because someone told us to say that. I’m not sure why, really, I don’t even know what “*******” means. And I don’t care because he’s a ******** leftist who will ******** our country and turn our shopping malls into prisons where they’ll lock up their political enemies, especially your favorite president, me.

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*********** presidential nominee and former U.S. President Donald Trump speaks during a visit to the Livingston County Sheriff’s Office in Howell, Michigan, U.S., August 20, 2024.

Tim Walz, they call him. It’s pronounced “walls,” and I have to say, I usually like walls. I built a big one all along our southern border, a huge, strong, beautiful wall, and Mexico paid for it. It was the greatest wall anyone has ever seen. I even had people in Mexico telling me how much they loved that wall. One guy came up to me, big, tough guy, with tears in his eyes, and he said, “Thank you, sir, for this magnificent wall. I love it so much and nobody but you could do it.”

It’s so true.

The DNC is filled with vicious and ******** celebrities

But Crooked Joe took down that wall and now nobody cares about Crooked Joe, because they did a massive, totally ******** and very violent coup against him and then picked Comrade Kamala, and now they’re in that deadly city Chicago,

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, many are saying, and they’re pretending to have big crowds and all sorts of ********, ****** celebrities.

MAGA is failing: Kamala Harris flexes muscles in Milwaukee and Chicago while Trump campaign goes limp

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, the once great Oprah.

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. These are all celebrities who were BEGGING me to come to the *********** National Convention. They were begging like dogs, saying, “Oh, please, sir, please let us be at your beautiful convention.”

But I told them to go to *****. We had the best people at our convention, from the great

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to a bunch of Republicans I didn’t listen to.

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Patti LaBelle performs on Day 2 of the Democratic National Convention (DNC) at the ******* Center, in Chicago on August 20, 2024.

The Democrats are washed-up LOOSERS. They had former AWFUL presidents like

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Who has presidents or former presidents of their own party show up at a convention to support them? I didn’t have that. Why would I want RINOs like George W. Bush or my former vice president and TRAITOR Mike Pence? That would show great weakness!

The polls and the REAL AMERICANS love Trump!

None of it matters, though, because I am so far ahead in the polls, though the FAKE NEWS media won’t report on the ones that show how far ahead I am, but they are definitely real and I will show them to everyone in two weeks.

Keep enjoying your *******, lame convention, you hateful, cheating Democrats. I and most REAL AMERICANS will not be watching, and I definitely won’t be feeling envious and throwing ketchup at my ***** running mate JD Vance.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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