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29 Hilarious Tweets From Another Verrryyy Funny Week

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29 Hilarious Tweets From Another Verrryyy Funny Week

Welp, the Olympics are over, which means…

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…I ****, I ****. But from the ending of the Olympics to all the random funny moments from last week, there are plentyyyy more funny tweets to share. Here ya go:

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“Taco Bell isn’t even good” Yeah I know. Sometimes the raccoon inside of me craves garbage. Leave me & my Crunchwrap alone

— Meg (@megannn_lynne)

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I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

— T-Pain (@TPAIN)

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Stewart Cook/Getty Images / Via

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@KamalaHarris / Via

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Someone recommend a good romcom so I can rub my feet together under the blanket and giggle!

— Zaynah Bear

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oh you’re “genuinely curious”? should i call you george? get you a banana? fetch the man with the yellow hat?

— boe (@bigsquishyfrog)

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RIP Edgar Allan Poe. You would have loved watching a beloved children’s author slowly driven to insanity by ****** mold inside the walls of her castle.

— mkb (@MatthewKBegbie)

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They did this at my high school to target me, the goth ****. So every day I wore a red Halloween ‘******’ costume until they rescinded it.

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— mildred (@MildredVon)

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i just know this ****** was having a BALL in my head when airport security asked me to open my suitcase and instead of warning that i packed tightly and my clothes would spill out i mistakenly said the bag was going to expl*de

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— Nickeeeee (@Nick__Nation)

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Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / Via

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every single picture of a Phryge mascot or plushie has had the aura of someone gently having a panic ******* and dissociating in a public situation and I for one feel a great sense of kinship with it

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— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian)

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i’m not spending any money right now unless it’s an emergency, like if the culver’s flavor of the day is really good

— donner party bus (@ok_alriight)

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Its going to be 33 degrees tomorrow. Perfect conditions for sitting in front of a computer screen all day and making money for a giant corporation if you ask me.

— Mike Townsend (@townsendyesmate)

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In junior high I had a crush on a guy on my swim team whose legs looked like this but my friends and I didn’t know his name so we called him “white feet”

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— non sequitur (@deeshka)

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I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

— 𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 (@MoMohler)

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went to the burrito store and the cashier said “you look like a teacher” I said “I am…” and she laughed so hard at being right that she cried and made all the chefs come look at my outfit should I kms

— tall melanie (@tallmeanie)

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My 3 year old told me that when she was in my belly, she had toys to play with….and the toys are still in there.So that’s terrible news.

— cur

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accidentally said “I want a redbull and a **********” around a pregnant woman at the pool and she looked wistfully into the water and said to herself “…Redbull….. and a ********** :(“

— ♱ (@horrorlor)

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if i was a stay at home husband i would sit by the front door and whimper until my wife returned

— corb (@awshuqs)

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The Olympic Games / Via

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For more funny tweets, check out our most recent roundups:

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