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People Are Making Dad Jokes About Tim Walz, And They Are Way, Way Funnier Than They Should Be

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People Are Making Dad Jokes About Tim Walz, And They Are Way, Way Funnier Than They Should Be

Well, the presidential race has, YET AGAIN, completely changed in the past 24 hours with Kamala Harris

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Tim Walz as her VP pick.

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People on X are pointing out how much “dad energy” Walz has, and the jokes are very funny.

This is why Tim Walz is the guy. Our next Vice President needs to bring this kind of dorky Dad energy to the ticket

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— Zoe

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Here are some of my favorites:

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Tim Walz points the stud finder at himself and says “well, looks like it’s working” before putting up a shelf.

— Phillip (@MajorPhilebrity)

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I just know Tim Walz could teach me how to drive stick shift without making me cry once

— Carrie Courogen (@carriecourogen)

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My real concern with

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is that he seems like the kinda guy if you leave your car unlocked in the summer, he’s going to leave you 6 zucchinis on your front seat.

— AC Shilton (@ACShilton)

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Walz is doing all the midwest dad classics including:”I gotta tell ya””that’s not what middle America is!””mind your own ***** business”

— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi)

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Tim Walz definitely bringing green bean casserole to the convention

— Gabriel Bosslet (@gbosslet)

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Walz has the vibes of a man who makes short, helpful videos on how to fix garbage disposals in his spare time.

— Richy Craven (@RichyCraven)

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Got a feeling the

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is the kind of guy who can smell rain in the air well before it rains.

— James D. (@jdavidson1)

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no one: not a soul: tim walz on a car trip when he hears the chex mix bag open in the *********: 🫴

— ℜ𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 𝔈𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔥 ༻♡︎༺ (@hotghouldiaries)

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Tim Walz 1000% says “what’s the damage?” when the waiter hands him the check

— Sophie Ross (@SophRossss)

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? Tim Walz is the sort of guy that stops by your table at Culver’s asking if you’d like a free frozen custard because he accidentally ordered two.

— Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime)

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tim walz definitely is the kind of guy to say “looks like we beat the rush” when the line behind him gets long

— existential dread barbie (@natmypresident)

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seems like the type of guy who has a favorite ladder in his garage. Moreover, he’d let you borrow it.
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— LizzleMac (@Lizzle_McNizzle)

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Tim Walz would take his family to Disney World and have a dole whip for breakfast everyday.

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— JM (@joemessin)

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Tim Walz is the type of guy that wakes up early to make breakfast for everyone when guests are staying at the house.

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— Dan

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tim walz the type of guy to eat every bit of food on his plate and when the server asks how the food was he says “we hated it!!! haha jk”

— amanda silberling (@asilbwrites)

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who always tells you to “watch for deer” and “call us when you get home” before you depart his house.

— Dad Nauseam (@kk_waters)

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Tim Walz is the kind of dad to give his son “the talk” and say “Son, you’re around the age where you might start having ‘urges’ for the ****** in your class… -or boys! Nothing wrong with that! Hahaha”

— Slumzog J GoyimExploder (mRNA) (@slumzog)

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He looks like the theater teacher that would let me eat lunch in his classroom because I had no one to sit with in the cafeteria

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— chris evans (@notcapnamerica)

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biggest criticism of Tim Walz is he’s making me realize how bad my dad is

— Zach Zimmerman (@zzdoublezz)

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Tim Walz is the dad an entire generation wish they had instead of the one they lost to Fox News.

— CQ (@coketweet)

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When Walz hits JD Vance with a “son, lemme tell you something about life” He’ll disintegrate

— The Jay Agenda (@JayJurden)

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28. And lastly:

If you want to signal midwestern dad solidarity with Tim Walz, open your garage door just half way for absolutely no reason today

— Patrick Daugherty (@RotoPat)

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