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[STEAM] I do not remember Minesweeper featuring this much horrible AI porno-spam, or cranial trauma


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? Discerning videogame cognoscente that you are, I feel like you should be able to read the title and form some broad conclusions. But for those who never owned a Windows PC in the 90s, Fucksweeper is a free, titillating, revolting, beautiful, apocalyptic new version of classic avoid-the-****** grid puzzler Minesweeper that incorporates elements of dating sims and a vast quantity of generative AI filth. Maybe turn down the volume before watching this video.

Much like Minesweeper, Fucksweeper ships as part of its very own desktop OS, a shivering purple curtain with a ****, glossy 3D brain rotating in the centre. The brain, I think, is your brain, and your job, I think, is to play Minesweeper while trying to stave off a cranial invasion of "toxic hyperpuffs" or putrescent, AI-regurgitated ******* pop-ups, some of which are capable of conversation. The result is sort of Thanatos and Eros travelling towards each other at the speed of data and never quite meeting, or perhaps, Thanatos and Eros exploding away from each other like individual pustules on the mutant Tetsuo blob at the end of Akira.

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Nadya Lev calls it a "Minesweeper-******* marketing horror dating sim". Humanity developer Sam Barlow
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that you "show this to your senator when explaining why AI is going to ******** us all but be prepared to ***** out of the way if they ****** explode". Fellow indie Anton Preader comments on
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that "I was a single jobless nobody before I played this game, now I am cognitively married to 87 concentrically diminished recursive clones of myself and transcended the need for flesh". Here are the marketing bullpoints, to give you a savour of the writing you'll find in-game.

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