Recent Illuminate Takeover of Helldivers 2 Comms Refuted by Super Earth, but This Time Even I’m Doubting Democracy

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Recent Illuminate Takeover of Helldivers 2 Comms Refuted by Super Earth, but This Time Even I’m Doubting Democracy

I’ve always been a loyal spreader of managed democracy across the galaxy. I’ve stomped bugs, dismantled bots, and even faced down squids without question. But yesterday’s events in the Helldivers 2 community have me clutching my Liberty-brand tinfoil hat and questioning everything Super Earth stands for.

It started when my comms device exploded with alerts from fellow divers. Someone had breached the official Helldivers 2 Discord channel—not some random citizen, but a self-proclaimed whistleblower named “Major Truth.” Before High Command could shut it all down, I witnessed democracy getting uncomfortably transparent.

The mysterious Major Truth incident and Super Earth’s suspicious denial

Yesterday morning, while enjoying my regulation Democroffee, I watched in real-time as Major Truth hijacked Helldivers 2‘s official announcement channels. His message was frantic: warnings about Illuminate infiltration reaching the highest levels of Super Earth command.

You don’t have to take my word for it, for I snapped a screenshot immediately, sensing this wouldn’t last long:

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2 official discord server

Within hours, High Command regained control, and Super Earth’s propaganda machine shifted into overdrive. Their official statements read like something straight from the Ministry of Truth:

There was no hack. There was no breach.

This is likely a case of large quantities of citizens collectively misremembering events. Anyone claiming otherwise is either confused, misinformed, or actively assisting the enemy.

Remember: Suggesting Super Earth systems can be…

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Are we really supposed to believe thousands of Helldivers simultaneously hallucinated the same breach?

The timing couldn’t be more suspicious—just days after the Illuminate emerged from the Meridian Singularity with their sights set directly on our very homeworld.

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right now, know damn well they’re coming after him.

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Even more telling, the official Helldivers 2 X account briefly changed its profile picture to Major Truth’s before reverting back.

The prophetic warnings that make me question my loyalty

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Digging into Major Truth’s background reveals someone who wasn’t just some random conspiracy theorist. This former Ministry of Defense janitor had been posting warnings about the Illuminate invasion for weeks before it happened.

On May 12th—a full day before the squids launched their full-scale invasion (through the very ****** hole we helped create)—he shared footage (now deleted) of a new enemy type running through Super Earth’s streets (via Helldivers 2 official discord server):

That creature? The now-infamous “Fleshmob,” which is currently slaughtering Helldivers across multiple fronts.

After his brief takeover of official channels, Major Truth’s social media presence was systematically erased. His X account now contains just one suspiciously sanitized message:

I want to apologize for doubting Super Earth High Command. They’ve always had things under control. I’m sorry for spreading misinformation during such critical times. Please continue to fully trust our democratic leaders. I’ll be taking some time off to focus on education.

— Major Truth (@Major_Truth_)

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I’ve seen enough “re-education” in my time as a Helldiver to recognize the signs. And with the Illuminate forces advancing rapidly and Major Truth’s sudden disappearance right after warning about infiltration at the highest levels, I can’t help but wonder what other secrets Super Earth might be keeping from its loyal citizens.

Has Super Earth’s commitment to freedom become as hollow as an empty stimpack? Drop your thoughts below—if you dare question democracy in these trying times. For liberty… I think?