Goku Is Single-Handedly Stopping a 4-Year-Old Guilty Gear Game From Imploding

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Goku Is Single-Handedly Stopping a 4-Year-Old Guilty Gear Game From Imploding

For years, fans have joked that Goku can do anything. He can beat Superman, bend the laws of physics, and now apparently, he’s been holding the entire Guilty Gear game together with nothing but his metaphorical (and maybe literal?) Saiyan strength.

Players recently uncovered that Goku, or rather a mysterious in-game file cheekily named after him, is acting as a load-bearing file preventing the four-year-old Guilty Gear Strive from collapsing into a digital ****** hole. And honestly? Fans couldn’t be happier.

The Saiyan patchwork holding Guilty Gear Strive together

In what might be one of the strangest, most delightful discoveries in recent fighting game history, data miners and modders have found that Goku is the loading bearing file in Guilty Gear Strive. Yes, you read that correctly, the Saiyan (or at least the file named after him) is crucial to the game.

If players remove or modify the file, the game starts stuttering, menus vanish, and combos misfire into oblivion. It turns out Arc System Works, knowingly or not, created the most powerful character cameo in the game without even putting him on the roster.

What’s even wilder is that while various fan-made mods over the years have allowed players to swing fists and toss Kamehamehas as Goku in Guilty Gear, nobody realized that the Saiyan was already baked into the game files themselves. Until now.

All this time, without our knowledge, he was silently serving as the backbone of the code, the unseen champion making sure the frame data didn’t crumble into dust like a poorly timed Instant Kill.

While the Saiyan has no official presence, this spiritual load-bearing cameo feels perfectly fitting. After all, who else but him, the anime character who once held back the literal collapse of universes in Dragon Ball Super, could be the glue keeping a beloved fighter upright in its fourth year?

Fans are charging their Spirit Bombs in celebration

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Rather than being concerned about one file being able to break the entire game, the community has practically thrown a party. Memes and fan art are flooding the internet, depicting Goku in everything from Guilty Gear stages to being literally chained to the game.

It’s a quirky, joyous celebration that only a fandom as passionate as Guilty Gear’s could pull off. More importantly, players are treating this discovery as a badge of honor.

Some fans even joked that this is the closest we’ll ever get to Goku in an ArcSys fighter, considering how many years fans have been begging for him to appear in the game officially.

Whether this was intentional wizardry by Arc System Works or just a hilarious accident of old code, one thing is clear: the Saiyan is, once again, saving the universe. So the next time your combos land perfectly and the rollback netcode holds steady, just say “Thank you, Goku.”

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