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75 Times Customers Proved Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt That They Are The Dumbest People On Planet Earth

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75 Times Customers Proved Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt That They Are The Dumbest People On Planet Earth

If you’ve ever worked in the service industry, you already know that one of the absolute worst parts of the job is dealing with the endless stream of not so bright customers you encounter every single day.

Here’s proof that customers are just might be the dumbest people on the planet:

1.On pancakes:

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2.On cash or credit:

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machine with many cash only signs on it that customers ignore

3.On pizzas:

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Meme with a man giving a disbelieving look in response to a question about the size of a 12-inch pizza

4.On popcorn:

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“Nah I was just gonna put a stick of butter on top.”

5.On flying:

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“I just replied if we stopped we’d be dead hun”

Sheesh.

6.On sides:

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“MUFUCKA DID I SAY CORN?”

7.On the footlong:

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customer does not understand that a footlong means foot

8.On email:

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customer not knowinig what email is

9.On fresh turkey:

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story about someone asking a stock boy if turkeys in a grocery store can get ******* and they say no they’re dead

10.On fish:

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A tweet joking about a customer who asked which fish a filet mignon comes from

11.On cocktails:

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A screenshot of a text message joking about a guest misunderstanding a shrimp ********* as a drink

12.On sizing:

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Tweet showing confusion over someone asking which coffee size is larger, medium or large

13.On blue cheese:

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Text about a customer not realizing a salad ordered with blue cheese would have mold. Customer asked for a manager

14.On pricing:

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“He didn’t buy the item.”

15.On doneness:

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Tweet recounting a customer ordering a dozen chicken wings “medium-rare,” expressing disbelief

16.On fine wines:

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A screenshot of a social media post sharing a humorous story about a customer misunderstanding the pronunciation of ‘Corkage Fee.’

17.On mozzarella sticks:

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“A customer asked me what kind of cheese is in our mozzarella sticks… Ummm”

18.On wings:

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Screenshot of a social media post discussing a humorous exchange about the temperature of boneless wings

19.On precise amounts:

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The image shows a tweet reading a humorous statement about a silly question regarding a 2-piece meal

20.On steak cuts:

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Tweet expressing disbelief over a customer not knowing the size difference between a 6oz and 8oz filet

21.On fine dining:

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A screenshot of a social media comment where a user jokes about confusing ‘lettuce’ with ‘l’e tu che’

22.On shades:

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person thinking lighter wiine meant weight

23.On mimosas:

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“She was not joking.”

24.On shrimp:

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post sharing a story about a guest who ordered Baked Parmesan Shrimp and later said they were allergic to small shrimp

25.On those subtle differences

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Social media post mocking a customer’s question about portion sizes, humorously stating the obvious difference

26.On BLTs:

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Conversation about a BLT, one person is allergic to bacon, implying the food won’t be great for them

27.On deals:

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“Can I still have it?”

28.On very bad reviews:

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customer who thinks an item is missing even though it is not

29.On hardware stores:

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“Man, y’all don’t know how to treat customers.”

30.On seafood:

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A screenshot of a message recounting a story about a guest’s reaction to seafood stew ingredients

31.On mixed drinks:

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Text from an online conversation joking about ordering a drink with Tito’s vodka at a bar

32.On gluten free dishes:

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Post sharing a humorous exchange about a guest’s gluten allergy and ordering an IPA beer

33.On eating outside:

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“Get out.”

34.On Uncle Arnie:

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post discussing what an Arnold Palmer drink is

35.On axes:

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customer complaining a knife is too sharp

36.On nachos and burgers:

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post sharing a humorous conversation about not having a kitchen but providing menus to local places

37.On delicious drinks:

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Image of a social media sharing a humorous anecdote about a bartender’s literal interpretation of a virgin martini order

38.On garden salads:

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A screenshot of a social media post sharing a humorous exchange about a garden salad without cheese

39.On Dunkin Donuts:

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Image about a customer asking if Dunkin’ sells donuts

40.On mochas:

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“And he was like no I want a mocha.”

41.On info:

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“At the bottom of a lake.”

42.On numbers:

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“uhhhh… 6?”

43.On cheddar:

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“BUT APPARENTLY PEOPLE NEED THEM!”

44.On bathrooms:

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“Nah lady I piss in the ******* sink”

45.On preparedness:

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“I want my steak cooked well, but not well done. Just well.”

46.On Coke:

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“now this is a cook zero, learn it”

47.On cheese:

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customer asks if cheese curds are mushrooms

48.On smoking:

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customer walks in smoking a ********** and refuses to stop

49.On the filet mignon:

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customer ordering the filet mignon thinking it is fish

50.On fries:

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customer not knowing the difference between straight and curly fries

51.On milkshakes:

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customer complaining their milkshake has milk in iit

52.On McDonald’s:

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customer ordering macdonalds items in burger king

53.On flies:

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customer asks a server to kill all the flies around them

54.On salad:

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person confusing soup or salad for super salad

55.On special glass:

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customers breaking things on purpose

56.On fine wine:

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person calling pinot grigio peanut gorgio

57.On ice:

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customer getting mad that ice floats in a drink

58.On plates:

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person asking for food to be served on a plaate

59.On Uncle Arnie, again:

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person asking for an arnold palmer without iced tea aka a lemonade

60.On sending items back:

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tweet about someone sending items back and tthe staff not changinig a thing

61.On chips:

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tumblr post reading why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card chip’s out because he didn’t want a chip

62.On tiles:

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story about someone who doesn’t understand they can’t just get their tiles cleaned remotely

63.On paying:

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story about a customer who gets mad because they were asked how they plan to pay for something

Good grief!

64.On french onion soup:

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customer order french onion soup without onions

65.On holes:

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customer does not understand how to properly size a hole

66.On price tags:

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tweet about a customer who does not understand something is not on *****

67.On numbers:

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customer gets mad that a 9 looks like an upside down 6

68.On ****** coffee:

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customer ordering a ****** coffee by taking out cappuccino iingredients

69.On wings, again:

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tumblr post about someone who had to explain what wings are

70.On straws:

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tweet about someone getting mad about straws meanwhile they are in a sushi bar

71.On multiplication:

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tweet about a customer not being able to multiply

72.On returns:

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customer asking to return shoes that don’t exist

73.On lemonade:

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customer mixing up the words lemonade and lamiinate

74.On subs:

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tweet reading i once had to remake a man’s ****** sub 3 times because i cut it into 1/4s intstead of into just a half and it wouldn’t fill him up if it was cut like that

75.And on staff:

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story about a customer who does not see staff as people

Come on, now.



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