[STEAM] A huge space rock has a 2.3% chance of hitting Earth so let's all play Asteroid Launcher

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We interrupt our regular schedule of

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to warn you that a huge chunk of celestial debris

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and wiping out the city of Bradford. I name Bradford because it’s the first city that occurs to me and also, because several of my ancient enemies live there, but the asteroid could hit anywhere. Where do you live? Maybe wear a hard hat when you go Xmas shopping in 2032.

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loiters somewhere along our planet’s orbital trajectory, like a rake in the grass.

If this were the 1980s we’d seek comfort in the pages of the Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, which has the words “DON’T PANIC” in large, friendly letters on the cover. But it’s the twenty-twenties and nobody reads Douglas Adams anymore, so instead I’m playing Neal.fun’s free tool

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, which lets you pick asteroids of different sizes and compositions like you’re choosing brands of cereal, then splat them capriciously against world map data provided by

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