[STEAM] Static Dread is Paper's Please but you're a lighthouse keeper besieged by Lovecraftian monsters

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Going by the teaser trailer, below, this appears to be comparable to playing border guard in

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, but it's less political and more tentacular. You field queries over the radio, run your finger down a clipboard, and decide whether to kindle the lamps or beg the coastguard to blast that ship back to *****. There's a dialogue line in the trailer which I, personally, would consider highly untrustworthy. "It's consuming my team!" screams a self-described ship captain. "Please, send help! Gosh..." Look, "friend", no genuine human being says "gosh" in an emergency situation. Not even British human beings say "gosh" in an emergency situation. That's what you say when somebody tells you the pizza-flavoured crisps are back on ***** at Aldis.

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