Fattest bear ever? See the Colorado cake monster that is ready for winter

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Fattest bear ever? See the Colorado cake monster that is ready for winter

DURANGO, Colo. –

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has a cake monster on its hands, and it has probably eaten every dessert in

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Nestled near the

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border, this small southwestern city has long been celebrated for its breathtaking landscapes and diverse

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. However, state officials said a recent visitor has stolen the show – a colossal bear, so remarkably large, it is redefining the meaning of “****.”

“We thought we had seen really **** Durango bears before. But this one takes the cake,” the

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said. “It also probably ate the cake. Every cake.”

Colorado officials report that over 90% of a bear’s diet consists of grasses, berries, fruits, nuts and plants. The remainder is primarily insects and scavenged carcasses.

While this particular ****** bear might not have raided local bakeries, the animal’s impressive size is a testament to its ability to thrive in Colorado’s wilderness.

The animal is equipped with a nose that is 100 times more sensitive than the human nose and can detect food from a distance of 5 miles, according to

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Most Colorado bears are active from mid-March through early November. In the

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, they enter a ******* of compulsive overeating (hyperphagia), feeding for 22 hours a day and needing to gain 20,000 calories daily to survive hibernation. When food sources dwindle, they seek

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dens.

“When he sits, how does he not just roll over?” wildlife officials joked. “Genuinely need to know how much more this ****** bear thinks he needs to eat before finding a den this year?”

Yes, he’s truly a “thicc boi,” exclaimed wildlife officials, noting the bear’s impressive **** reserves.

These intelligent creatures have excellent memories, and once they discover food near communities, they are likely to return.

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