Trump’s ‘Schlonged’ Comment Nearly Broke ‘SNL’s’ Colin Jost

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Trump’s ‘Schlonged’ Comment Nearly Broke ‘SNL’s’ Colin Jost

With little more than two weeks left in the presidential election campaign, Saturday Night Live’s

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is thoroughly baffled by

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closing message. Particularly, the “Weekend Update” co-anchor didn’t understand why Trump would say that former film producer

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, who was accused of ******* ******** by

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, had gotten “schlonged.”

“So in that story, he thinks Harvey Weinstein’s the one who got schlonged?” Jost asked after burying his head in his hands. “By the way, I never need to hear anyone ever say ‘schlonged’ again.”

Jost pointed out the major difference between Trump’s rally rhetoric and that of

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, playing a

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of the vice president telling her voters, “Your vote is your voice, and your voice is your power.” He then played a

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of Trump saying to his voters, “Get that **** pig off the couch. Tell him to go and vote for Trump, he’s going to save our country.”

“Subtle differences you’ll notice in their styles,” Jost remarked.

Jost also showed a

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of Trump dancing for nearly 40 minutes at his recent rally, stressing to the audience that the footage was “somehow 100 percent real.”

“Special,” Jost described Trump as the clip ended. “Like, really special.”

Co-anchor

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joined in on the Trump jokes, saying, “Kamala Harris responded to Trump calling Jan. 6 ‘a day of love,’ saying that he is gaslighting us. But Kamala, you’re just imagining things, baby.” After a beat, as the audience groaned, he added, “That’s called gaslighting, Kamala… I’m a good actor.”

The last target of the opening segment was neither Trump nor Harris, but

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“President Biden also said that he hopes that the ****** of the leader of ****** will be a

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in Gaza,” Jost said. “‘Path to Peace’ is also the name of the home Biden’s moving into in about three months.”

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