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[STEAM] New theme park manager Mars Attracts is the oddest bit of IP necromancy I’ve seen in quite some time


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based on Tim Burton’s 1996 B-Movie homage Mars Attacks wasn’t on my bingo card, it’s because I’ve recently binned it and replaced it with a bobble head that simply nods in amused acceptance at whatever videogames decide to do next. And conceptually,
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with captive humans instead of dinos isn’t not a potential winner, is it? Still, I was mildly bemused to learn that
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, coming sometime next year, is the film’s first licensed game. But then I realised that I’d never thought to check before, which might go some way to explaining the lack of them. Do you reckon they did the pun then worked backwards from there? Respectable, honestly.

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