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All Right, Here Are The Funniest Tweets From This Weekend

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All Right, Here Are The Funniest Tweets From This Weekend

For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.

If you liked these tweets, make sure to give these users a follow for more funny content!

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last night there was a party in my apartment and while i was making a sandwich in the kitchen someone i don’t know came up to me and said “are you allowed to do that”

— Dirk Fuckner

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i feel like i would’ve crushed it in ancient greece….yayyyy buying olive oil yayyyy walking to the agora yayyyy sleeping with my hot neighbor because both our ********* husbands ***** at sea yayyyy pouring out wine for a goddess so she doesn’t turn me into a spider

— Meg (@megannn_lynne)

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D was probably like “***** ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

— chase (@_chase_____)

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Apparently they check bags at the movies now tell me why I admitted to all my snacks talmbout some “Ok wait, i can explain, it’s just cheetos and wine” and the cop was confused as ***** assuring me “Ma’am we are searching for weapons”

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— Grip Bayless

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Marvel Studios /

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Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

— biz (@bizzedmypants)

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sneaking therapy tips into conversation with my mom like how u give a dog a pill wrapped in cream cheese

— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel)

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Nickelodeon /

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My 6-year-old is whining because she wants a snack and she yelled “BUT I’M STARVING” and I said “Starving for attention” and she was so taken aback that she just left.

— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney)

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C-Span /

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golf players be freaky asf “im working on my *******” ok ****** maybe keep some things to yourself bro

— gilbert (@memetazaa)

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